Speights: The delicious taste of piss water and misogony

How to be a Southern man, aka a "good ol' fashion kiwi bloke," according to Speight Ale House.

1. Be completely incapable of understanding gender outside of limiting binary and hetero normative definitions.
2. Think of women only as passive, obedient breasts.
3. Have no knowledge of your native English language. Come on boys, I know you have an apostrophe on that manly key board of yours (note: the correct use of "your" as opposed to "you're"), because you used one when you said "for all you jaffa's and aussie's". Good try kids.

 P.S:  Ask my bloke's (see, are you picking up this apostrophe business now?) permission?

Ask...my bloke's...PERMISSION!?!?

Go fuck yourself, Speights. Your beer tastes like urine and misogyny.